Friday, November 16, 2007

Stupid Humor

Vange (my wife) loves suspense movies... Me? I'll take stupid humor any day! Talladega Nights, Wild Hogs, Anchorman... That kind of stuff. Well along those lines, I love Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (from Saturday Night Live). Here are a few good deep thoughts...
  • Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
  • One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.
  • If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
  • Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
  • A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
  • Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
  • The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Live loud, live intentionally, and love God / family / and friends with every word and every action.

No comments: