Thursday, April 10, 2008

Funny Headlines

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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