Wonder Words

These are wonder words because they make you wonder…

Isn’t it fruitless to eat your vegetables?
Did you ever wonder why funeral starts with the word fun?
Would church music be considered organic?
What are you vacating when you go on vacation?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call a fireman a waterman?
In the navy, is a portly person left-handed?
Is a precaution something you get before a caution?
Could we call an abstract painting an artificial artifice?
At sundown wouldn’t you expect nightrise instead of nightfall?
Isn’t kidnapping normal in kindergartens?
Aren’t even small Catholic churches massive?
Can lay people be upstanding citizens?
How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Didn’t rearing children once have something to do with spanking their butts?
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
Instead of a personality, does a dog have a dogality?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Exactly what is so fast about quicksand?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Why do they call dwellings stuck together apartments?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
How come people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why are goods sent by ship called cargo and those sent by truck shipment?
In a stadium, why do they call a place where you sit the stands?


Live loud, live intentionally, and love God / family / and friends with every word and every action.